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Customer Waiter I cant eat this mealWaiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

Customer This fish isnt as good as from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish.

Customer Theres something wrong with my hot from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

Customer That crust on the apple pie from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

Customer I thought the meals here were from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.

Customer I didnt order thisWaiter I know from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

Customer How long must I wait for from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.

Customer How come the Board of Health from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

Customer Do you have bacon and eggs from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

Waiter waiter Theres a wasp in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter.

Waiter waitertheres a hand in my soup from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

Waiter waiter this lobsters only got one from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.

I say waiter theres a fly in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

Waiter waiter Theres a mosquito in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !

Customer Waiter this soup tastes funny Waiter from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.

What will a monster eat in a from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

Waiter waiter Whats this creepy crawly thing from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.

Waiter waiter Theres a spider in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

Waiter waiter Theres a dead spider in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.